|Season 1, Episode 8|
|Air date||June 10, 2012|
|Written by|| Jesse Armstrong|
|Directed by||Armando Iannucci|
|“||I get the stamp of approval from her, and I might as well nail a bunch of puppies to the ground, and then start running them over and crush their skulls with my campaign bus.||”|
– Roger Furlong
Tears is the eighth episode and the season finale of the first season of the HBO original series Veep. It originally aired on June 10, 2012.
Selina visits Ohio to officially endorse candidate Roger Furlong for governor, but he doesn't want the low-rated vice president's support. Dan may have to go to a congressional hearing for the Clean Jobs Bill. Mike and Amy decide to make use of Selina's emotional state.
With Selina's approval ratings in the toilet, Selina and her team jet to a Cleveland to endorse Congressman Roger Furlong's Ohio gubernatorial bid. Already there, Dan, is summoned by Furlong who demands Selina not endorse him.
When Dan politely pushes back, the Vice Chair of the Congressional Oversight Committee threatens to shine the light on the "backseat finger f*cking, insider bullshit" exemplified by the Veep's Clean Jobs task force and her office's role in undermining President Hughes' policy with the Macauley Amendment.
Arriving in Cleveland, the Veep spends four seconds greeting the hotel manager, and orders Amy to get everyone in America to like her again. Doing Furlong's bidding, Dan suggests a new strategy for the night's under-attended fundraiser: Do not endorse. Selina doesn't like that idea. Jonah, aware of the Veep's toxic numbers, calls Amy from the President's golf outing and offers her a shoulder to cry on and a booty call.
Later, Rep. Furlong barges into the Veep's suite to make clear if Selina insists on endorsing him, he will publicly reject it. Already vulnerable after being shunned by her daughter and breaking up with Ted, the Veep gets blubbery. Furlong, softened by her tears, suggests she give a speech but without the endorsement. Selina throws him out.
Inspired by Selina's sobs, Mike and Amy set up a local TV interview and feed the reporter "Chinese daughter torture" questions to provoke the Veep's emotions and, hopefully, boost her ratings. Selina finesses a question about POTUS playing golf with the ambitious Danny Chung but, as Mike predicted, gets weepy again over her daughter. The Veep rallies by pointing out her woes are nothing compared to the state's rubber workers' struggles. "Ohio is the rubber-ball state, if you think about it, always bouncing back."
At the fundraiser, "Odd-Jobs" Dan spins the teary interview as an example of Selina's passion and conviction to Rep. Furlong. But Furlong isn't having it, and again threatens a committee hearing if "crazy lady" endorses him.
Warm applause greets the Veep and the media response to her interview is great. Whisked away from the non-voting children and paltry $50 donors, Selina ends up talking to a platinum plate donor who divides the world into the "grabbers ... who take the world by the scrotum" and the ones who don't grab.
Dan's lawyer friend Larry warns him that if Furlong does conduct a hearing, Dan might experience a corpse-f*cking, "where they take your mortal remains and have as much fun with it as they can because everyone wants to be the guy getting the TV sound-bite." Larry's advice: "Don't call attention to yourself."
Now that the Veep's numbers have turned from "toxic to turn-on," Rep. Furlong wants Selina's endorsement. But before Dan can tell her to endorse, the disgusted congressman changes his mind when the Veep chokes up for the third time that day as she begins her speech. After Selina connects with the "Buckeye" crowd, the gubernatorial-hopeful changes his mind again, and at the last moment, the Veep catches Dan's signal to endorse "the dirty little prick."
Back at the office, the team celebrates the positive press response. Selina rewards Dan with a promotion - over Mike. The new director in charge of day-to-day rebuttal immediately issues a press release. But when reports come out that Mike fabricated Selina's sobs, a furious Furlong promises to come after the Veep's office, especially Dan: "You're going to get your back stabbed, your head shot and your nuts danced on"- prompting the Veep to restore Mike's seniority. And now when Selina wants to cry, she can't: "This job has f*cked me up..."
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer
- Anna Chlumsky as Amy Brookheimer
- Tony Hale as Gary Walsh
- Reid Scott as Dan Egan
- Timothy Simons as Jonah Ryan
- Matt Walsh as Mike McLintock
- Sufe Bradshaw as Sue Wilson
"Tears" received mixed reviews. The A.V. Club gave the episode an A-. WIRED named it one of Veep's weakest episodes, with Detroit.
-Filmed December 1 - 5, 2011.
-In this episode, Julia Louis-Dreyfus came up with the phrase "Congressman No-Jaw" to describe Congressman Furlong. Apparently, Dan Bakkedahl's mother was offended by the joke.